Your Crimson comp is not more important than your actual degree. Please get some sleep and drink some water.

We literally saw you doing p-sets in Cabot at 3 AM. Stop acting like the A just magically happened without effort.

The way you try to casually name-drop your punch events in literally every conversation is physically painful to endure.

Welcome to the club. We have way more free time, slightly less anxiety, and we don't dream about supply curves.

Asking David Malan a question that's clearly just you flexing your prior coding knowledge is so embarrassing to watch.

If you swipe me into Annenberg one more time because I forgot my HUID, I will literally marry you.

Are you single? Because you looked absolutely amazing at the Eliot formal.

Whoever took my laundry basket from the Pfoho laundry room, I hope every sock you own loses its partner forever.

I heard you tell those tourists that the John Harvard statue is cleaned and sanitized daily. Absolutely diabolical.

Widener stacks level D. You were reading Kafka. I was pretending to read while staring at you from the next aisle.

Take the trash out. It's been two weeks. We live in Mather, not a literal dumpster.

I purposefully take the Quad shuttle at 9 AM just to see you reading on the back seat.

We get it, you bagged a Goldman internship. You can stop wearing the fleece vest to every single dining hall meal now.

Watching you wipe out on the black ice outside Memorial Hall was the highlight of my week. (Hope you are okay though).

Your laugh in our Expos seminar is the only thing getting me through this brutal semester.

Stop taking up an entire table at the Science Center with just your backpack and a Hydroflask while you disappear for 2 hours.

You wore a Crimson hoodie today at Brain Break and I forgot how to breathe for a second.

Thanks for sharing your umbrella outside the yard yesterday. You saved my laptop and my sanity.

Your mechanical keyboard sounds like a machine gun. People are trying to sleep and/or cry over their theses here!

You always play devil's advocate, but honestly, your jawline makes up for it. Still, let someone else speak for once.